Music City Motorplex: What’s Wrong?

Since I gave up being the webmaster for the racetrack at the Tennessee State Fairgrounds (now called Music City Motorplex), I pretty much stopped going to the races there. Apparently, I’m not alone. Their “experiment” last year of having the races on Friday was a big failure, and it’s obvious that they didn’t recover from it this year.

As I mentioned in an earlier post, I went to the “Southern 300” this past Sunday. First off, if you’re gonna put a number in the name of the race, it needs to have some relationship with the number of laps or miles or even kilometers. The Southern 300 used to be a 300-lap race for the premier division at the track. Today, it’s a 200-lap late model race, a 100-lap truck race, and a 75 lap street modified (now called grand national) race. Where you get “300” out of that I have no idea. And they’re doing the same with the All American 400 next month. It’s not really a 400-lap race.

Anyway, this season I went to a few races. Car counts are about what they were last season, which is just barely above a dozen. I don’t know if it’s the officiating, the purse or what, but back when Bob Harmon was running the show, 30 late models was a low number.

Also, the few races I went to, there were a couple of cars that dominated the race. Boring. Boring racing will cause fans to not come back in droves. I don’t know if they’re using crate engines or if they’ve gone back to letting teams build their own, but they need to equalize the cars better.

I’m not sure what the track needs. All I know is that there doesn’t seem to be the “spark” that used to be there. They had (yet again) live music before the race. I hope those folks played for free; I’d hate to think that they’re paying performers to come out and perform in front of the 50 people who arrived two hours early. The crowd ended up being pretty good by the time the races started, but for the 90 minutes before, there was no need to have a live band because there were so few people.

Actually, I can think of one thing the track needs: publicity. I just happened to remember that the Southern 300 was running that weekend from my prior visits to the track’s web site. They might have run ads in the newspaper, but I don’t get that rag so I don’t’ know. I listen regularly to the radio station that Norm Partin used to be on, but didn’t hear one single ad. Nothing on TV either.

As the person who created the first web site for the track, back in 1996, I think I’m qualified to comment on the state of the current web site. First off, if you’re using Firefox, you might as well just start Internet Explorer when you want to go to the site. I don’t know what the webmaster is doing, but the site looks awful in Firefox. Secondly, the site is too “noisy”. Yeah, I know they’ve got to have sponsors and stuff, but the layout is just messy. Thirdly, there’s not much historical info on the site, and what little there is is woefully out of date. I did a LOT of historical research for the web page; it’s sad to see that not much is on there now. And finally, I was at the track every Saturday night, posting updates on the web site as the races happened. Fans of the track who were out of town or no longer in Nashville always liked those in-race updates.

Now that I’m on a roll, another thing the track needs, and I hate to say it because I know the PA announcer, is a new announce team. I know they’re both doing the best they can, but they have two strikes against them: 1) they’re not really up to the level of Joe Williams and Malcolm West, and 2) you can’t hear what they’re saying anyway. Joe and Malcolm set the gold standard for announcers; they work incredibly well together (I believe they still announce the races at Nashville Superspeedway and Memphis Motorsports Park). They’re entertaining and they know what they’re talking about. And that PA has needed an overhaul for several years. But with the future of the lease in limbo, there’s no incentive for the current leaseholder to do any improvements to the PA or any of the facility.

But the biggest problem with the track is the Fair Board. Right now the big question is, will it continue to be a track after next year? The Fair Board seems to have their heads up their butts and actually asked folks if there still needed to be a track there or something else. And they’ve supposedly hired some type of consultant to give them recommendations on what to do with the property. Can you imagine the Nashville Sports Authority doing something like this to the arena or the stadium?

I don’t know what ideas our new mayor has regarding the track. All I know is it’s a part of racing history, NASCAR history, and Nashville history. It’d be a shame for it to be plowed under for a minor league ball park.

I guess the main conclusion here is that, while there are problems at the track, none of those can really be addressed fully until the Fair Board decides to give someone a long term lease.

NASCAR: Sterling, Sterling, Sterling

I went to see the “Southern 300” Sunday at Music City Motorplex. The main reason I went was to see former Nextel driver Sterling Marlin race. I hadn’t seen him race at the Fairgrounds in probably 10 years, so I was looking forward to it.

Before the race, I logged onto the Motorplex’s web site to get the starting lineups. I was pleased to see there were 25 cars in the field (which is about 10 more than average these days) and that Sterling and his son Steadman were starting in the top 10.

I was surprised then when the race started that they were both in the back. I figured that they’d changed engines or something and had to go to the rear. I was surprised today to learn that they’d been put to the rear for having soaked tires. Was Sterling that unsure of his car or talent? He won two track championships there, not to mention two Daytona 500’s, so I think he’s capable of winning there.

There was really no need to try to cheat to run well. Once the race started, he zoomed towards the front and was running 7th when he had throttle “problems”. One now has to wonder if he really had any problem at all; did he exit early because he knew his car wouldn’t pass the post-race inspection?

I’m really disappointed in Sterling.

Otherwise, the race was pretty good. It was nice to see that many cars on the track. It’d be great to see the track get back to the level it was when Bob Harmon ran it. If they had 25 cars then, that was considered a low car count. Thirty or so cars were the norm. Same is true for the SuperTruck division. They used to average in the mid twenties for starters; now they’re lucky to get a dozen.

In a later post, I’ll put forth a few thoughts about what’s wrong with the track and what it needs to get back on its feet.

Anyway, it was good to see Skip McCord win the race.  I’d seen him race several years ago on a weekly basis (in the SuperTruck division I think). Recently he’s been working at Bobby Hamilton Sr’s shop as a fabricator, and the trophy for the race was named in honor of Bobby, so that was pretty fitting.

NASCAR: Nationwide Is Not On My Side

Next year the NASCAR Busch Series will be known as the NASCAR Nationwide Series. The insurance company signed a seven year deal with NASCAR to become the title sponsor of the second-tier series, and to become their official insurance company, replacing Allstate.

In a lesson perhaps learned with the AT&T fiasco this year, instead of grandfathering in Geico, a competitor of Nationwide, they’ll be sunsetting that sponsorship after two years. In other words, the team with the Geico sponsorship has two years to find another sponsor.  I guess that beats getting sued, but I still don’t think it’s correct that NASCAR has prior restraint on someone’s contract.

There’s been talk that NASCAR is looking to change the cars in this series in the next couple of years. With that in combination with the Car of Tomorrow being used exclusively in the Cup Series next year you would think that it would lessen the number of Cup guys in the series (guess they’ll have to come up with a name to replace Busch wackers; maybe claims adjusters?).

The Truck Series doesn’t have this problem; those drivers don’t have to worry about a dozen “outsiders” coming in every week, taking their points and prize money. And as a result, the battle for the championship is very close. It’s so close that NASCAR doesn’t need to “fake” up a chase to make it exciting.

Speaking of exciting, the Talladega Cup race was pretty good I thought… except for that one spot right before halfway where they all decided to stop racing and play follow the leader. I think the finish would have been more exciting if Earnhardt and Waltrip hadn’t had troubles. Of course, Stewart did his best to make it exciting, swerving from one lane to the other. No wonder he’s never won there.

Question for Comcast

I’ve had internet service through cable for quite a few years now. When it started out, it was actually called @HOME. Then Comcast bought them out.

I created an email account with the Comcast service, primarily so I could send myself stuff. But my main email address is at the harness.us domain. My wife’s main email address is at Comcast.net.

Twice, in the last year, I’ve sent her email from my harness.us account, only to have it bounced back saying that my email matched the profile of a spammer and that  they were blocking all email from harness.us. I’ve had to go to their silly form on their web site and beg to be reinstated.

Their purpose, supposedly, is to lessen or eliminate spam to their customers. OK, that’s more or less a noble cause.

But here’s my question: Why, Comcast, do I get about a dozen spam emails a week on my own Comcast.net email account? The one that I’ve never published, never given to anyone, and should be unknown to anyone? Seems like their spam filters return too many false positives and not enough true positives.

Rock and Roll Hall of Sham

It’s now official: The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is bogus.

According to this article, the Hall is controlled by the publisher of Rolling Stone magazine. This year’s nominees to the hall are Chic, Afrika Bambaataa, John Mellencamp, the Beastie Boys, Donna Summer, Madonna, Dave Clark Five, the Ventures and Leonard Cohen.

Chic? Afrika Bamalamadingdong? Beastie Boys? Donna Summer? MADONNA? You have got to be kidding me. And the Dave Clark Five should have been in in the last vote, because they got more votes than, get this, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five. What’s rap “music” got to do with Rock and Roll?

The Hall of Fame should have been located in Memphis, Tennessee to begin with. The fact that Cleveland got it is due more to the money they put up than anything the city had to do with the history of Rock and Roll. That should have been a clear indication of the criteria they’d use for induction to the Hall of Fame.

So, who’ll Madonna beat into the Hall of Fame? Roger Friedman’s article I linked to above lists lots of artists and bands. Bands like The Moody Blues, Yes, Genesis and performers like Tina Turner, Neil Sedaka, and Billy Preston. The fact that none of these historically significant performers is already in the Hall pretty much diminishes the Hall’s importance.

Viva NBC’s Las Vegas?

I admit it. I’ve gotten interested in the NBC TV show Las Vegas. I’ve always liked James Caan as an actor, and the storylines were pretty entertaining.

So I was disappointed with Friday night’s fifth season premier. It resolved the cliff-hangers from season four in about five minutes, then took the viewer on a path leading to Caan’s character’s leaving. As far as Nikki Cox’s character, she was pretty much dealt with in the opening scenes. It just seemed like the writers were left with a “we didn’t know two actors were leaving when we wrote the cliff-hanger” scenario. The cell-phone video seemed a little too contrived for my taste.

The show’s producers would also have you believe that a casino president skips town because he’s wanted for murder (along with one of his employees) and a new guy comes in, pays the back taxes, and takes ownership in a matter of a couple of days. I know this is fiction, but they should have extended the time frame a little bit. Nevada State Gaming authorities aren’t just going to let some guy come in out of the blue as a casino owner without going through some kind of approval process. (I also know that the folks who monitor the cameras aren’t allowed on the casino floor, but I’ve managed to suspend that disbelief to watch the show up till now.)

It’s too early to say whether the show has jumped the shark. It’s still possible that Tom Selleck’s character can breathe some new life into the series.

In the meantime, I’m DVR’ing TBS’s rerunning of season one each weekday morning. I didn’t start watching the show regularly until last season, so it’s giving me a good chance to catch up with the characters. It’s interesting how Mike can go from a valet to a security guy.

Tipping

I don’t get tipping. I mean, I understand the concept of paying someone a percentage of your food bill, but I don’t get it.

You’re supposed to tip someone between 15% and 20% for waiting on you. That means if you have a $100 restaurant bill, you have to kick in at least another $15 to avoid being considered cheap.

If your bill was $20, then that’s supposed to be at least a $3 tip.

So I’m supposed to believe that the person serving me a $100 dinner worked 5 times harder than the one serving me a $20 dinner? Just because the price was five times more? Sorry, I don’t buy it. In both scenarios  the waiter comes out, asks what I want to drink, brings it, then takes my food order. Then either the waiter or someone else brings the food. If I’m lucky, the waiter will show up again to ask if everything is ok, and if he sees that we’re finishing up, will ask if we want desert. Desert will be brought, then we’ll get the check. The waiter will take the money, then I sign the credit card slip and leave.

That’s what, a total of maybe 10 minutes of time for the waiter? And I’m supposed to base that on  the amount of the check? Sorry, I don’t think so.

Here’s an idea: if you’re a waiter, tell me what you’re getting paid an hour. Then I’ll match that based on the actual amount  of  time you spend waiting on me. If you’re making $5 an hour, and you spend 10 minutes with me, then I’ll tip you 1/6th of your hourly wage, which would double your rate to $10 an hour. Seems more than fair to me.

NASCAR: Car of Tomorrow? Or Yesterday?

I really had high hopes for the Car of Tomorrow. It made sense that if the cars were more or less identical, that would put the driver back in the driver’s seat, as it were.

But it’s beginning to look like I was wrong.

About 7 or 8 years ago at a televised race at Nashville Speedway USA, I got to talk to Buddy Baker. I’d been mulling over an idea that I wanted to get his input on. What if all the cars in NASCAR were alike, just like the IROC Series? He didn’t think too much of the idea. If I remember right he said the well financed teams would find a way to tweak the cars so that pretty soon, despite being the “same”, they’d have the advantage back.

I guess he was right.

Dover’s race Sunday was the latest chapter in the Car of Tomorrow saga. Only six cars finished on the lead lap, and the margin of victory was over a half second. Now granted, the Dover races have always been some of the most boring races on the planet (I used to call them the 24 hours of Dover). They even reduced the races from 500 to 400 miles because they took so long. But I don’t remember the last time so few cars finished on the lead lap.

I’m still waiting to find out the definition of “the big one.” In my mind, any wreck that involves nearly 25% of the field qualifies as a big one, but yet you only hear complaints about big wrecks at the restrictor plate races.

Carl Edwards “won” the race, but his car was impounded after the race to be taken to NASCAR for further evaluation due to the right rear being too low. Now maybe there’s a problem with the Car of Tomorrow, since this happened to two cars at New Hampshire. If that’s the case, then NASCAR needs to make it right with the two cars that were penalized then. But if not, then why should Edwards get credit for a win?

Earlier this year I was in favor of all the races next year being COT races, but now I’m not so sure that’s a good idea. Of course, it’s too late to go back to NASCAR’s original plan to run a partial schedule with the cars of tomorrow next year. However, it certainly looks like more R&D needs to be done on the cars.

Microsoft Goes “EU”

Microsoft lost their big court case in the European Union the other day. They’ve got to pay a 2/3 billion dollar fine and, get this, give the source code to Windows to their competitors.

I’ve often wondered why Microsoft just doesn’t take their ball and go home.

What’s to stop them from saying “OK, EU, we get it. You don’t like capitalism. We’ll leave then. Effective immediately, all licenses for all Microsoft products in use in the EU are revoked.”

If they don’t want Microsoft products, then why should Microsoft sell and support them in Europe? Are they really making so much money over there that they can’t afford to abandon the market? I doubt it.

Survivor: China – Episode 1

The new season of Survivor started last night. This time they’re in the middle of mainland Communist China instead of on an island somewhere. Actually, it appears that they’re on islands in the middle of China’s biggest lake.

I was disappointed in the outcome last night of Survivor: China. They voted off a guy named “Chicken” who’s, strangely enough, a chicken farmer. After arriving at camp, he was rebuffed when he tried to tell the rest of the tribe how to build a shelter. Unlike others who’ve taken a “leadership” role in previous shows, he basically decided to back off and let the others figure out how to make shelter. As a result, after three days, they still didn’t have anything.

So, instead of getting voted off for being the “leader”, he was voted off because did didn’t assume the leadership role.

I don’t get these folks. In every season of Survivor, the “leader” seems to be the one with the target on his back. It’s as if being leader is bad for some reason. And to top it off, of the two folks who assumed leadership roles, one was more bossy than anything, and the other didn’t seem to really want to do it. “P.G.”, the Chinese girl, almost seemed to expect to be the leader just because of her heritage. Your skin color doesn’t make you a leader.

You’d think that when folks arrived at camp, they’d ask who has what experience. So, if you’re an architect,  then you should be deferred to by the folks who don’t know how to build things. Or if you’re a farmer, then you might know a little bit more about being out doors than the blonde from New York.

Chicken was easily the most colorful character on Survivor: China. He was my early favorite, but now I’m not sure I’ll be as interested in the show. However, there is a guy from Nashville, but he was almost invisible last night (maybe by design or by editing). And I’m still interested in seeing how Jean-Robert, the pro-poker player, does. Judging by the previews for next week, he’s going to ruffle some feathers.

Survivor: China has about two more episodes to retain my attention before I delete the series recording from my DVR schedule.