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December 15, 2008

An Idea to End Government Debt

Sometimes I come up with ideas that kind of surprise me. I wonder why in the world no one has ever thought of them before.
For example, back in the late 70’s I had the idea of having a camera or two at rock concerts and projecting the images onto a big screen for the folks [...]

November 10, 2008

An Idea for a New Way To Choose the President

Driving into work this morning, it hit me: the whole election/voting process is broken.
Fortunately for mankind and the future of America, I have a solution.
First a little background. Hidden amongst all the pre-election stories proclaiming an Obama landslide were a few that indicated otherwise. The most telling one was produced by, of all people, Howard [...]

November 6, 2008

Heh

As another Glenn might say: “Heh“

October 21, 2008

Curses! Foiled Again!

Those waskellwy Iwanians have caught two spies and their fate is unknown at this time. This could end up being a serious international incident.
Perhaps in two weeks the Iranians will see that America has come to its senses and elected Obama, and release those two spies (like they released the hostages when Reagan won). [...]

August 21, 2007

Little Known Las Vegas Facts Plus Visitor Tips

During our recent trip to Las Vegas, I came across these little known facts about the city. I hope you find them interesting.

In a casino, the shortest distance between two points always passes by at least a dozen slot machines.
Also, the shortest distance between two points inside a hotel passes by at least two Starbucks.
Prices [...]