Tough Jobs

I watch a lot of “reality” TV. From Survivor to America’s Toughest Jobs to Dirty Jobs to Axemen, I really like those kinds of shows.

America’s Toughest Jobs is a reality competition that takes a bunch of people to different places and puts them to work, from being a rodeo clown to a being a roughneck on an oil rig. The producer of that show, Thom Beers, is also the producer of Axemen, Ice Road Truckers, the Deadliest Catch, Black Gold, and LA Hard Hats (interestingly enough the contestants have worked at some of those same jobs).

Anyway, one tough job I’d like to see him have a show about is cameramen. On a lot of these shows, you have a host who’s out there getting dirty or up there on the skyscraper or in the nuclear plant or whatever, showing you how these jobs get done. But there’s always a cameraman with him. if the host is 150 feet high on a high-tension wire helping them, the camera man is right there with him.

I think it’d be interesting to see how these cameramen do their jobs, kind of a behind the scenes show. They have to be able to keep up with the host, but carry a bunch of equipment as well.

Just an idea…

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NASCAR Gets It Right, and Wrong

Was that race at Talladega something else or what?

I’ve always maintained that the restrictor plate races are some of the best races around, and today’s race was no exception.

Generally the talk of “the big one” is a self-fulfilling prophecy. Carl Edwards’ bonehead move tore up a lot of cars; he was right to be sorry during his interview. They talk about the “big one” as if it’s a foregone conclusion, and therefore they drive that way. Edwards had been a back marker all day, and when he did decide to get up front, his mind wasn’t right.

While NASCAR’s yellow-line rule may or may not be a good idea, at least they enforced it (finally) today. Tony Stewart was passed on the last lap by Regan Smith when Smith went below the yellow line. NASCAR gave Smith a post-race penalty of going to the tail end of the lead lap. One has to wonder if NASCAR would have done the same if the roles had been reversed, with Stewart making the last lap pass under the yellow line…

What seems odd to me though is that NASCAR seemingly violated its policy of “whoever crosses the finish line first is the winner”. Had Smith been on the outside of Stewart and won, but then had been found to have an illegal part, he’d still be listed as the “winner” but have points taken away. Smith got a 76 point penalty for his illegal pass, and probably lost close to $100,000. So now NASCAR has established a precedent for changing the winner of the race because the apparent winner violated a rule. Whether they’ll continue to do that remains to be seen (somehow I doubt it).

One thing that NASCAR needs to change is this stupid “chase” system. No other professional sport that I know of allows the championship to be affected by teams that aren’t in the playoffs. I think it’s a crime that Kyle Busch is 11th in the points now. At least under the old system he’d be in 3rd, only 82 points out. Under this chase format, he’s in 11th, 331 points out, and pretty much out of contention to win the championship. I thought the reason behind the chase format was to reward the drivers who won races during the season. The driver with the most races won is now the one getting the shaft.

At the very least, NASCAR should award points separately for the chase drivers. That is, award 1-12th place points for those in the chase, and don’t include non-chase drivers. While that’s not a perfect solution, it would at least mitigate the effect of the non-chase drivers.

You can bet your sweet bippy that if Dale Earnhardt, Sr. were still alive, and went from 1st place in the championship one week to 12th place the next week, NASCAR would have made some changes; the fan outcry would have been huge. Actually, I think that if this had been any other driver than Kyle Busch, there might have been a fan outcry (say if it was Junior or Gordon).

The chase concept is interesting, but there are still too many problems with it that NASCAR needs to address.

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Hope

At work today, I was talking to a potential vendor about their services. During our conversation, the fellow said something that I thought was very applicable to the election: “hope is not a strategy.”

Wow.

I would add to that something along the lines of “Change is not a tactic”.

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Weekend Sports Thoughts

Still find myself watching the Olympics, a whole lot more than I’d intended. But I also watched some racing too. Here are some thoughts on what I watched over the weekend:

  • NASCAR Trucks: They were at “Nashville” Superspeedway Saturday night. Funny how “Nashville” Superspeedway isn’t even in the same county as Nashville. Anyway, Johnny Benson seems to finally found his niche in NASCAR as he goes for a championship in the truck series. His win Saturday night was his third in a row, and he gave an otherwise dull race an exciting finish.
  • NASCAR Cup Series: I watched some of the Cup race at Watkins Glen. Personally, I think Watkins Glen is too dangerous now, since they had a “big one”, so I recommend they take it off the circuit. Actually, that’s a sarcastic remark there. Seems that every time they go to a plate race, everyone talks about how dangerous it is because of the “big one”. They had a “big one” at the Glen, and they’ve had “big ones” at Bristol and other tracks, so if a “big one” is the only criteria needed to remove a track from the series, then there are several tracks that need to be removed.
  • Olympics swimming: Maybe the Chinese are using a counterfeit iPod to play the national anthems, or at least the American National Anthem. Either that, or they seriously showed a lack of respect to the US when they played the Anthem for Michael Phelps’ Gold Medal ceremony. It started wrong, and then they ended it short.
  • Olympics gymnastics: I watched the Chinese Women’s Dwarf Gymnastic team. At least, they appear to be dwarfs, if their ages are correct. Otherwise, they’re putting up 12 year olds in their women’s gymnastic program, and since that’s not permitted.
  • NBC Commentators: Would someone tell NBC’s gymnastics and diving commentators what country they’re from? Seems that the USA competitors in those two sports couldn’t do anything right (according to the commentators) and the Chinese competitors could do no wrong. I don’t necessarily expect them to be cheerleaders, but come on. But if they’re going to cheer the Chinese, then they should cheer the Americans as well.
  • NBC Commentators, Part 2: The gymnastic commentators were the worst; they could have taken a minute or two to explain the new scoring, instead of just assuming we all knew about it already. There are apparently new scoring procedures in a few sports, and they should make sure to explain them.
  • NBC Commentators, Part 3: NBC just needs to go ahead and replace their swimming commentators. They completely blew it Sunday night. On one of the women’s finals, they pretty much discounted everyone except the Italian swimmer. She finished fourth. Then in the men’s 4×100 relay, they pronounced the French as the winners before the race. They finished second, behind the Americans.
  • Speaking of the French: Bite me.
  • New Countries: I’ve already commented about Taiwan’s being called “Chinese Taipei” and not being allowed to fly their own flag. But apparently a new country called “Korea”, even though North Korea and South Korea marched into the opening ceremonies separately.
  • Boxing Scoring: Even with the “open” scoring in boxing, they still “miss” punches that should score. Not sure what they need to do, but the potential for funny business seems to be as high as ever.
  • NBC Olympic Logo: Wonder how much Marlboro paid NBC Olympic logo? Yeah, I know, they don’t see “Marlboro” but the similarities are amazing.
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2008 Olympic Opening Ceremony, or “Communism Isn’t That Bad”

I”m sitting here inadvertentlywatching the opening ceremony of the 2008 Olympics in China. It’s been very educational. I’ve learned a lot of things I didn’t know. Here are some examples, along with some thougths I had during the show:

  • Taiwan, although they have athletes there, weren’t given the dignity of actually being called Taiwan, or even allowed to carry their own flag.
  • “Palestine” is apparently a country. Their athletes garb included the terrorist-sympathizing “keffiyeh” made famous by Yasser Arafat. Nice sentiment there.
  • Hong Kong is a country? I thought it was part of China?
  • They had the world’s largest LED (or was that LCD?) display in the middle of their stadium, almost 500 feet long. Pretty impressive. I wonder if it’s powered by a counterfeit version of Windows?
  • It was nice to see that President Bush was the row captain on his row (i.e. he sat on the end). Russian’s Putin was in the middle of the same row. Hopefully he stayed seated when the Chinese National Anthem played.
  • Speaking of the Chinese National Anthem, Americans could learn a thing or two about how an anthem is sung. It seems that when we have “celebrities” singing the Anthem here, they treat it as an opportunity to show off their vocal chops. It’s not uncommon to hear the National Anthem butchered here. While the Chinese anthem sounded like some kind of death march, they at least were all on the same page.
  • It was nice to see the Iraqi athletes get a rousing ovation when they walked in. Too bad the Olympic bureaucrats didn’t get their head out of their butts in time for all the Iraqi athletes to make it.
  • I have to hand it to NBC for actually mentioning some of the controversial aspects of China hosting the games. They mentioned Tienanmen Square at the beginning and were seemingly outraged that China had stripped the visa from someone who’d planned to publicize the Darfur situation.
  • The little boy who survived the earthquake, who walked in with Yao Ming… Did you notice that his Chinese flag was upside down? Wonder if it was made in China?
  • I can’t believe they’re getting rid of baseball. Must be because it’s an American game.
  • Speaking of stupidity on the part of the IOC, when they started letting professional athletes compete, that pretty much ruined it for me.

Overall, the ceremony seemed to be China’s plea to the rest of the world to be accepted as an equal…. this despite the fact that citizens in that country aren’t all equal.  The fact is, China should never have been given this opportunity to host the Olympics until they show more progress towards human rights. I doubt I’ll be watching much more of the games; I wasted too much time watching the opening ceremonies as it is.

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The Brickyard 25

I almost forgot about the race at Indy on Sunday. When I tuned into it, they were about 30 or so laps in and the commentators were talking about “competition” caution. Since I missed the pre-race show, I figured that it must’ve rained and washed all the rubber off the track, and NASCAR was throwing the caution to let the teams check tire wear.

Wow, was I wrong.

What happened Sunday was unacceptable. If I’d paid money to go see that race, I’d be demanding a refund (and by the way, who in their right mind would actually pay to go to a race track where, if you’ve got a good spot, you can only see 25% of the action?).

It was interesting to see how the commentators, drivers, owners, NASCAR and even Goodyear fell all over themselves not to blame the tire or Goodyear. So I’ll do it: Goodyear brought a lousy tire. I thought it was especially ironic when they’d talk about the tire situation, and then go to a shot from the blimp and part of the pitch was about the quality of Goodyear tires.

This is one reason I’m not as big a race fan now as I used to be. It just doesn’t matter much anymore.

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Driving While Stupid

Yesterday, while on the way to Sam’s in Antioch, I noticed this VW Beetle get on the interstate right behind me. I mean, one second there was nothing there, then this Bug is in my rear-view mirror. It kind of startled me.

So, I’m going out I 440 East, about the only one doing anything close to the (ridiculously slow) 55 mph speed limit.  The VW decides to pass me (getting passed on the left for a change). I glance over to my left as the car pulls up beside me, and notice that the female driver isn’t holding onto the steering wheel; she’s looking down at her phone typing out a text message!

I had heard of people doing this, but I’ve never actually seen it. As she continued to pull ahead, you could tell that her mind (I’m being generous here in assuming she has one) wasn’t on driving. She was over the yellow line several times, enough so that if a cop were behind her he’d have probable cause to pull her over.

Back in the late 80’s (or maybe early 90’s) I had a chance to see the comedian Gallagher. He had an interesting idea: every driver gets a gun that shoots stoppers with a “Stupid” flag on them. So, as you’re going down the highway, minding your own business, and some idiot pulls out in front of you, you shoot him with the stopper gun. If the police see anyone with three “Stupid” stoppers, they pull them over and issue them a ticket for driving while stupid.

I’d back that law.

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Help Wanted

While looking at the Metro Nashville web site the other day, trying to find out when the primary is in August, I saw that they were asking for help.

The site says they need 500 poll workers. Jobs range from being responsible for the polling place to working the machines. I’ve been a machine operator for the last few elections, and the last two I was the Judge Operator. Luckily, our precinct has been pretty much fully staffed, although during the presidential primaries we were short a couple of people.

If you’ve ever gone to vote, and complained about how long it took, then do something about it.  Send in the application and do some good.

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Memorial Weekend Racing

Between NASCAR and Indy Racing, there are quite a few races over Memorial Day weekend. I spent most of Sunday in front of the TV.

BACK HOME AGAIN: Almost missed the start of the Indianapolis 500 race for some reason. As it turns out, I did miss most of the pre-race show. I got to see the National Anthem, Taps, and Jim Nabors sing. I have to wonder what the drivers think when they hear Taps played right before they get ready to risk their lives.

WOMEN DRIVERS: Because of the way the Indy 500 qualifying is structured, I really didn’t know who’d made the field. So I was surprised to see there were three women who did make the field. It’s a shame all three ended up not finishing the race.

THE 500: The actual race was a little on the boring side. The track turned out to be pretty much a one-groove track, so there wasn’t much passing. The first two hours were pretty frustrating. Here I am trying to watch it in High Def, and the local ABC affiliate is having trouble with their High Def signal. The audio kept dropping out, there was major pixelation, and the video would just stop. I had to watch most of the first two hours on the regular channel. They finally got it working.

THE 600: I wish Fox wouldn’t list the start time of the race so early. What they do is actually tell you the start time of their pre-race show. I don’t really watch that stuff. Just tell me when the green flag is supposed to start (thanks to Jayski, I knew when to tune in).

A TALE OF TWO RACES: The 600 is so long that it’s really more like two races. Cars that work great in the daylight seem to go away at night, and vice versa. Tony Stewart and Bobby Labonte were nowhere to be found during the daylight, but when the night fell, they started moving to the front.

FOX’S SURROUND SOUND: i don’t know who the audio engineer is on Fox’s broadcasts, but he needs to get a better setup. When I put my receiver in Dolby Surround Sound mode, all I can hear are the cars, with the announcers way in the background. I had to go to basic sterio to even hear what the announceers were saying. It’s not my setup, since I don’t have that problem with other shows.

ANTHEM CRITIQUES: The National Anthem is not a song you’re supposed to “make your own”. It should be sung the same way by everyone. Unfortunately, the folks who sung it before both races didn’t seem to know that. While the version sung by Daryl Worley before the 600 was ok, the one sung before the 500 seemed like a completely different tune. Please singers, don’t improvise the melody.

THE PETTY EFFECT: There’s a problem in NASCAR with drivers continuing to drive way past the point when they should have retired. Richard Petty did this back through the 80’s and the early 90’s. Then, my favorite driver, Darrell Waltrip did it through the late 90’s. Now Richard’s son Kyle is doing it. Kyle hasn’t really been competitive for a long time. Kyle’s flirting with a TV career; perhaps it’s time he stayed in the booth.

GANASSI: I guess it’s pretty obvious where Chip Ganassi’s major effort is going, and it’s not NASCAR. His NASCAR teams seem to be lacking speed or maybe the resources needed to get them to the front. Sterling Marlin’s substituting for Dario Franchitti should have been a good opportunity to get his career back on track. But he’s had bad runs in both outings. And after Juan Montoya’s complaints about having three different crew chiefs in almost as many races, you have to wonder what’s going on at Ganassi’s team.

SPEAK ENGLISH: NASCAR’S misguided “diversity” project took another turn during the broadcast. They acatually ran a commercail for NASCAR in Spanish! Can you believe it?

DOVER: I’ll be avoiding the Dover races next week. That’s always been a boring track, ever since they converted it to concrete. You’d think they’d have figured that out by now.

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The Obligatory Resume Page

I’ve added a resume page if you happen to be in the market for a computer guy. As of June 30, my position will be eliminated.

Getting RIFfed isn’t fun.

Click here or above on the Resume link to check it out, and if you know of anything available, please let me know.

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