I just figured it out. This big “porculus” bill that’s making its way through Congress is small potatoes. I know what Obama’s real plan is to stimulate the economy.

First, he’s responsible for tax revenues going up just by naming tax cheats to his cabinet. They have to pay up in order to have any chance at being considered legitimate when they’re confirmed. Secondly, when those folks are confirmed, it opens up a whole new category of cottage industry.

A good example of the latter is this site: www.taxcheatstamps.com. You can get your very own rubber stamp that says “Tax Cheat” so when you get paper money with Tim Geithner’s signature on it, you can use it to stamp “Tax Cheat” over that signature.

Now I realize a few weeks ago I was complaining about companies disfiguring US coins by painting President Obama’s likeness over them, and said that it was illegal. I still maintain that.

But this is different. Yes, you’re technically breaking the law if you stamp “Tax Cheat” over Geithner’s signature. But you’re also committing an act of “civil disobedience”. And if there’s one thing the liberals love, it’s civil disobedience.

Plus, if you buy a stamp, you’ll be doing your part to help the economy. Someone came up with the idea, then had to arrange with a manufacturer to produce them, and then had to register a domain and arrange for web hosting. So right there you’re helping at least four different entities when you buy one of these stamps.

Much as I hate to say it, I think President Obama’s plan to have such a “mock worthy” presidency is brilliant.

H/T – Gateway Pundit