Up to now, I’ve held the belief that our military didn’t torture prisoners. Waterboarding and other techniques to me didn’t seem like torture (if someone volunteers to be the subject of a “torture” technique, then it’s not torture).

But I’ve just read a shocking (shocking!) article that does in fact prove we’ve tortured these poor terrorists.

Just what abuse have these poor terrorists been subjected to? They’ve been forced to listen to “artists” such as Rage Against The Machine, Eminem, Dr. Dre, and, horror of horrors, the Barney the Dinasaur song “I Love You”. The humanity.

What’s next, making them listen to “It’s A Small World” over and over?