Those waskellwy Iwanians have caught two spies and their fate is unknown at this time. This could end up being a serious international incident.

Perhaps in two weeks the Iranians will see that America has come to its senses and elected Obama, and release those two spies (like they released the hostages when Reagan won). That is, if they haven’t eaten them.

I don’t have much hope though (no pun intended). I think those spies’ goose is cooked.